He's Like...

That pair of shoes that you don't love but you buy anyway because they didnt have your size in the ones you wanted to die for. After you get him home you realize the leather smells better than you thought and the design isn't totally hideous. you also realize he's quite comfy. You begin to love him....the more you wear him you say dang he makes me look quite sexy. He starts increasing your swagger. As soon as you grow completely comfy with him on your, feet another girl comes along and slides her feet in them. You finally admit he wasn't your type so you put him in his box and hand him to her.